Today the terrorist group, Hezbullah is up in arms (when aren’t they?) over the firing of their groupie at CNN, Octavia Nasr. You see Octavia was one of Hezbullah most prolific groupies. She was very good at her oral skills in pleasing band members, especially Grand Ayatollah Mohammed Hussein Fadlallah, who used to moan wildly whenever Octavia did an oral job on him. But it looks like Octavia will need to seek out a new head to minister her reportedly fine oral skills on as she was fired at CNN. Sigh, such is life for a rabid terrorist groupie.

Gave the best oral, EVAH
